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The Dalai Harbaugh

Leon Black

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Since this board has become the unofficial message board dedicated to creating awareness of the life and work of His Holiness the Dalai Harbaugh, I thought I would share a story about a random encounter I had with him a few years ago when I was in the Far East -

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Harbaugh, himself. Second son of the Jack Harbaugh. The khaki pants, the grace, the hair... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Harbaugh - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Harbaugh says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Harbaugh, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.




This post was edited on 4/9 9:14 PM by Leon Black
 
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