Man, I've been hearing a LOT of chatter everywhere, even some here, about how scary Patterson is now with his legs. So I looked up his career rushing stats because I just don't recall seeing it or hearing much about this incredible QB Rushing Phenom before last Saturday...
So prepare yourselves, I hope you all are ready to shit your pants (not from fright, but from laughing too hard at these absurd hot takes you have been hearing the past 72 hours). Oh, and you can assume 0 TD's unless otherwise noted:
2016
Tx A&M 15 for 64
@vandy 13 for 32
@MissSt 13 for 73
2017
S. ALA 6 for 6
Tenn-Mart 4 for 6
@CAL 13 for -8
@BAMA 8 for -16
@AUB 4 for -10
Vandy 7 for 8 - 1TD!!!
La. St. 5 for -2
2018
@ND 5 for -21
WMU 2 for 0
SMU 6 for 20
NEB 1 for -9
@NW 7 for 31
MAR 2 for 10
WIS 9 for 90 - 1TD WHOOP!!!!
So, you can take away 2016 since running the ball 13+ times isn't his game nowadays (but I'd welcome this kind of game plan on Saturday if they wanna try it!), and one 80+ yard fluke on Saturday, and I don't wanna hear this complete crap anymore. The dude will be lucky to get 20 yards on the ground against MSU this weekend, and if he does, it won't be on designed QB keepers because they won't call more than 2 or 3 non-QB sneaks against us. It just won't be in the game plan.
So prepare yourselves, I hope you all are ready to shit your pants (not from fright, but from laughing too hard at these absurd hot takes you have been hearing the past 72 hours). Oh, and you can assume 0 TD's unless otherwise noted:
2016
Tx A&M 15 for 64
@vandy 13 for 32
@MissSt 13 for 73
2017
S. ALA 6 for 6
Tenn-Mart 4 for 6
@CAL 13 for -8
@BAMA 8 for -16
@AUB 4 for -10
Vandy 7 for 8 - 1TD!!!
La. St. 5 for -2
2018
@ND 5 for -21
WMU 2 for 0
SMU 6 for 20
NEB 1 for -9
@NW 7 for 31
MAR 2 for 10
WIS 9 for 90 - 1TD WHOOP!!!!
So, you can take away 2016 since running the ball 13+ times isn't his game nowadays (but I'd welcome this kind of game plan on Saturday if they wanna try it!), and one 80+ yard fluke on Saturday, and I don't wanna hear this complete crap anymore. The dude will be lucky to get 20 yards on the ground against MSU this weekend, and if he does, it won't be on designed QB keepers because they won't call more than 2 or 3 non-QB sneaks against us. It just won't be in the game plan.
